Chattocks 

Someone who just won't shut up.

Jim: Fran just won't shut up!
Bob: That's what chattockses do.

Chattocks by Mr. lololface April 3, 2011

Chittock 

To break something in a really embarrassing or stupid way.

Johm was looking at too much porn, caught a virus and Chittocked his computer

Chittock by Ershatz August 10, 2010

Chattack 

v. to go online on Facebook chat, pick a friend, type something to them, then click "Go Offline" before the friend can respond.

9:15PM
Joe: Chattack!
Joe Smith is offline.
9:16PM
Me: DANG!
(Joe appears to be offline. To send this as a message, click here.)

Chattack by Jarrrrrrrrrrod October 25, 2010

Chuttocks 

Excessively fat jowels that hang from the face and meet under the chin in a cleavage reminiscent of a huge arse.

'My 28 stone wife has enormous chuttocks. If it wasn't for her endless talking, I'd never know which end is which.'

Chuttocks by Albert Woods January 3, 2009

Cruttocks 

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Cruttocks by Mark Lyttle April 26, 2004

shattocks 

- when you shit your pants to see if you would cum
- an nfl obsessed blonde lad who loves mother’s day

- fingers girls in switch

- loves to make pesto pasta in his flower underpants

- loves to rub their cock and balls on pillows
- wears malaga shirts or hollister

defined as - don’t come in my room i’m gonna do a shattocks

shattocks by alright bri January 17, 2023

Chattocide 

To intentionally say something in social media that you know will result in loss of friends, followers, and possibly even right to post on a social media site.

Roseanne committed CHATTOCIDE when she made her racial comments on Twitter.

Chattocide by FanGirlOne September 1, 2018