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guttocks 

a.k.a the FUPA, the Fupa chalupa, the front butt or the gunt...use your imagination
Johnny Walnuts has a guttocks like a ninety year old woman
guttocks by Ethan Solomon March 9, 2004
Related Words

fruttocks 

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.
"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"
fruttocks by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

guttocks 

thats your ass in the front .. aka your belly
"Dude was wearing a tight ass shirt showing off his guttocks."
guttocks by Dirty Sanchez February 29, 2004

Cruttocks 

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.
Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.
Cruttocks by Mark Lyttle April 26, 2004

guttocks 

The extreme pedulosity of TJs belly
TJ was in agony as the Geek applied the guttocks claw
guttocks by Tim/Ted January 12, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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