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crushphobia 

The fear of talking to or impressing your crush because you genuinely have feelings for her and you think she is amazing.

Ass holes don't have this phobia. As they don't care about a girl. They just want her as a trophy.

Crushphobia is the main reason why nice guys don't have girlfriends.
I want to go talk to her, but I can't. I have Crushphobia. Now that ass hole without feeling will win her heart.
crushphobia by Daafzilla January 13, 2016

Crushzone 

Where you are when you realize that someone who you thought genuinely wanted to be your friend only had romantic or sexual interest in you all along. The classification of relationship where someone you liked on a personal level doesn't want your friendship if your body isn't included.
Chris: So, Mary, do you want to go on a date with me sometime?
Mary: I'm sorry, Chris, really, but I like you as a friend and think we should stay that way.
Chris: What? Way to friendzone me, bitch.
Mary: Friendzone you? I wouldn't have even done that if I knew you were going to crushzone me.
Crushzone by Merida May 16, 2013

Crushwhore 

Somebody who has quite a few crushes.
Sarah: I like Nick, Channing, Felix, Justin, and Ryan.

Mitchell: Wow, that's kind of a lot.

Sarah: I know. I'm kind of a crushwhore.
Crushwhore by SarahsfriendMitchell December 5, 2010

Crushtion 

A question to or about your crush.
I have a crushtion for you, do you know if Brad is dating some one?
Crushtion by Artist Ranger May 27, 2018

crisshona 

She’s a little bit fake but will care bout people she loves her some j I can tell she probably do to much in real life fuck cs
Dude 1:Mann where is crisshona
crisshona by anonymous November 20, 2023

crisshona 

She a cool pretty person and has a good personality and never will down u crisshona will shine your life on and will yag someone on
Dude:who’s that pretty girl over there

:her meeee crisshona
crisshona by anonymous November 20, 2023
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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