Crushslop

Noun - romantic skits from Hong Kong often depicting two people taking thing further

Watching crushslop is healing my trauma from my ex

Crushslop by Purple blur May 11, 2026

Crushshon 

Getting no bitches and trying to bully your friends about getting no bitches

Sterling tells micah he pulls no bitches when sterling also has no bitches
Luis: Awh man he’s pulling a Crushshon

Crushshon by TrapMoneyLui July 3, 2022

Crushlover 

A friend that you have a crush on, and you have told eachother you love one another. But the other person thinks you mean in a sibling kind of way, but you mean it in a dating kind of way. This person is a really good friend, but not a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Hes my crushlover. I told him I loved him he said he loved me too like I was his sister, but I like him more than that.

Crushlover by Daffney Leona June 10, 2010

Crushslut 

n. An individual who finds themself lusting over various members of the opposite sex often, but rarely pushes for involvement.

Grace, you are a total crushslut.

Crushslut by andey July 25, 2008

crushslut 

Crushslut is a label placed on people who attempt to date, but can only dream. They have crushes on many people, but sadly, can get none. Gernally, the number of crushes is 3, meaning if the person has more than 3 crushes and is shot down all three times, they are indeed, a crush....slut.

Kid: "Patsy likes me"
Friend: "Where are you going?"
Kid: "To vommit violently until I faint."
*later*
Friend: "Patsy likes me too"
Friend2: "Patsy likes me now"
Friend3: "Patsy likes me now too"
Friend4: "Patsy likes me also"
Kid: "You poor dumb bastards"

crushslut by Aqualad June 6, 2004

Crushophile

A person who loves only their crush and remains emotionally devoted to them, especially when their feelings are focused on that one person.

“He may not be in a relationship with her, but he's a true crushophile—his feelings have always been only for his crush.”

Crushophile by Kitretsu August 24, 2026