Crushslut is a label placed on people who attempt to date, but can only dream. They have crushes on many people, but sadly, can get none. Gernally, the number of crushes is 3, meaning if
the person has
more than 3 crushes and is shot down all
three times, they are indeed, a crush....slut.
Kid: "Patsy likes me"
Friend: "Where are
you going?"
Kid: "To vommit
violently until I faint."
*later*
Friend: "Patsy likes me too"
Friend2: "Patsy likes me now"
Friend3: "Patsy likes me now too"
Friend4: "Patsy likes me also"
Kid: "You poor dumb
bastards"