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Crushzone 

Where you are when you realize that someone who you thought genuinely wanted to be your friend only had romantic or sexual interest in you all along. The classification of relationship where someone you liked on a personal level doesn't want your friendship if your body isn't included.
Chris: So, Mary, do you want to go on a date with me sometime?
Mary: I'm sorry, Chris, really, but I like you as a friend and think we should stay that way.
Chris: What? Way to friendzone me, bitch.
Mary: Friendzone you? I wouldn't have even done that if I knew you were going to crushzone me.
Crushzone by Merida May 16, 2013
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Crushtomer

A regular customer at your workplace who you find attractive or take a liking to. Usually associated in a customer service environment like a coffee shop.
"Here comes Britney again to order her usual. What do I say to get her attention?"

"Ask for her number!"

"Man I'm too nervous. I have a total crushtomer."
Crushtomer by RaeganMT December 21, 2008

crushtomer

a customer at your job that you have a crush on.


(term born at barnes & noble staten island.)
my crushtomer came in today, and i panicked and ran into the break room.
crushtomer by katiecupcakes January 27, 2009

crashboner 

when some cannot help but crash his/her car they have a crashboner. Once someone has a crashboner nothing will prevent them from eventually crashing.
It was raining and alot of people must have left their homes with a crashboner because there was a huge pile-up on the highway
crashboner by old man tucker October 6, 2016

Crushlover 

A friend that you have a crush on, and you have told eachother you love one another. But the other person thinks you mean in a sibling kind of way, but you mean it in a dating kind of way. This person is a really good friend, but not a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Hes my crushlover. I told him I loved him he said he loved me too like I was his sister, but I like him more than that.
Crushlover by Daffney Leona June 10, 2010

crushtomer

\crush-tuh-mer\ noun
A frequent customer of your business, who you have a crush on. This customer is typically seen every few weeks, is very attractive, and socially approachable.

origin:
“Crushtomer” originated from Jay, describing the high amount of attractive and sweet-natured customers who frequently visited the café he worked in during college. This term was quickly adopted by Justin (then known as Burns) in San Francisco, CA.
This crushtomer came into my work the other day, and after chatting for a while, we ended up going out that weekend!
crushtomer by Matias (02) September 23, 2011

Pin Cushioned 

An orgy with a 5:1 Guy:Girl ratio. Can be done with skinny girls, but much easier with fat girls.
Martha liked having a boyfriend, but thought "hey, where's the fun in only one boyfriend?". So to compensate she got four more. One thing, one thing, one thing, one thing, one thing led to another and she was pin cushioned by the end of the night.
Pin Cushioned by Ebanks February 20, 2009
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