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crushphobia 

The fear of talking to or impressing your crush because you genuinely have feelings for her and you think she is amazing.

Ass holes don't have this phobia. As they don't care about a girl. They just want her as a trophy.

Crushphobia is the main reason why nice guys don't have girlfriends.
I want to go talk to her, but I can't. I have Crushphobia. Now that ass hole without feeling will win her heart.
crushphobia by Daafzilla January 13, 2016
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crustophobia 

A psychological condition resulting in fear of food with crusts.
My wife was recently diagnosed with crustophobia due to her fear of consuming food with crusts.
crustophobia by jmansfield04 February 14, 2010

Crustaphobia 

The fear of crust on any type of bread.
James do you want crust on or off?

Off i'm scared of the crust like i am teenagers,leaves and swiss roll.

Oh so you suffer from Crustaphobia?

yes
Crustaphobia by Raging Eboue June 10, 2011

crishaphobia 

Being scared of a baby
1. I have crishaphobia
2. scared of a baby ?
crishaphobia by Crishaphobia January 23, 2021

crustaphobia 

phobia of crust eg: bread crust

THIS WORD WAS MADE BY KATY LANE @katy.lizlane on instagram
“i have crustaphobia so could you please cut the crust off of my sandwich please”
crustaphobia by imykirkhaslam February 27, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004