Crunktuse

The extreme of being either; drunk, high, or both at the same time.
Combining crunk with obtuse which means above 90 degrees, thus meaning over the right amount.

Man I am so crunktuse right now!

by DaIceCreamMan April 3, 2011

Crunkarse

A spanish reflexive verb. Originating from the root word 'crunk'. Crunkarse directly translates "to crunk oneself." To be the cause of one's own badassness.

Conjugation of crunkarse:
Yo me crunko.

Tu te crunkas.
El/Ella/Ud le crunka.
ect.

by Beast-Mode January 10, 2010

Crunkcussion

The act of hurting ones self severely due to being under the influence.

Boy: Dude I just fell into the bathtub! It doesn't hurt right now, but I'm going to have a serious crunkcussion tomorrow.

by CaptainMorgan303 May 25, 2010

Crunkassed-out

A variant of Crunk, or crazy-drunk, this phrase means "Crazy drunk and passed-out."

"Everybody in the club get crunk! Then, later, we'll get crunkassed-out!"

by Kanary K December 17, 2005

crunksensei

An individual who has great ability in being crunk or under the purple haze. A crunksensei is also wise and does not follow the maxims imposed by society.

Man, that Sped sure is a crunksensei!

Andre, Adan, and Joe will never attain the level of a crunksensei.

by crunksensei October 25, 2005

crunktastic

crunk + fantastic = crunktastic
also crunkalicious, crunktacular
these are cracker words

that movie was crunktastic

by j-money August 28, 2004

crunkumentary

Main Entry: crunk*u*men*ta*ry
Pronunciation: "crun-Q-men-tah-ree"
Function: noun
1: a depiction or memorandum, usually in form of digital pictures or video (often on a cellular phone), of a night's debauchery, esp. in cases of underage drinking.

2: any attempt to preserve a night's occurences while the participants are crunked or inebriated

The Monday after spring break resumed, everyone gathered around John's cellphone to watch his crunkumentary videos.

When Tom checked his voicemail, he found Carly had left a 15 minute crunkumentary

by Rpanda April 24, 2006