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The extreme of being either; drunk, high, or both at the same time.
Combining crunk with obtuse which means above 90 degrees, thus meaning over the right amount.

Man I am so crunktuse right now!

Crunktuse by DaIceCreamMan April 3, 2011

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Crunkarse

A spanish reflexive verb. Originating from the root word 'crunk'. Crunkarse directly translates "to crunk oneself." To be the cause of one's own badassness.

Conjugation of crunkarse:
Yo me crunko.

Tu te crunkas.
El/Ella/Ud le crunka.
ect.

Crunkarse by Beast-Mode January 10, 2010

Related Words

Crunktuse • Crunk Tuesday • crunktastic • Crunkarse • Crunkassed-out • Crunkcussion • crunkhoused • crunksensei • Crunktasticallity • CRUNKTOBERWEEN

Crunkcussion

The act of hurting ones self severely due to being under the influence.

Boy: Dude I just fell into the bathtub! It doesn't hurt right now, but I'm going to have a serious crunkcussion tomorrow.

Crunkcussion by CaptainMorgan303 May 25, 2010

Crunkassed-out

A variant of Crunk, or crazy-drunk, this phrase means "Crazy drunk and passed-out."

"Everybody in the club get crunk! Then, later, we'll get crunkassed-out!"

Crunkassed-out by Kanary K December 17, 2005

crunksensei

An individual who has great ability in being crunk or under the purple haze. A crunksensei is also wise and does not follow the maxims imposed by society.

Man, that Sped sure is a crunksensei!

Andre, Adan, and Joe will never attain the level of a crunksensei.

crunksensei by crunksensei October 25, 2005

crunktastic

crunk + fantastic = crunktastic
also crunkalicious, crunktacular
these are cracker words

that movie was crunktastic

crunktastic by j-money August 28, 2004

crunkumentary

Main Entry: crunk*u*men*ta*ry
Pronunciation: "crun-Q-men-tah-ree"
Function: noun
1: a depiction or memorandum, usually in form of digital pictures or video (often on a cellular phone), of a night's debauchery, esp. in cases of underage drinking.

2: any attempt to preserve a night's occurences while the participants are crunked or inebriated

The Monday after spring break resumed, everyone gathered around John's cellphone to watch his crunkumentary videos.

When Tom checked his voicemail, he found Carly had left a 15 minute crunkumentary

crunkumentary by Rpanda April 24, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026