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crunkinated

Getting very drunk on expensive alcohol while listening to crunk music. You have to be at least part black or be black on the inside to be considered crunkinated.
Nick wants to get crunkinated but he is much too white and likes to drink Hawkeye Vodka.
crunkinated by Da Crock January 5, 2006

Crunkstipated 

When someone tries to dance but looks more like they need to take a big poop instead. This action may be accompanied by a look of intestinal distress upon the face of the Crunkstipated one.
Yo, check out Neils! that fool is Crunkstipated!
Crunkstipated by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006

crunkilated 

Destroyed during crunk-ness.
You done been crunkilated.
crunkilated by DirkDickher February 28, 2007