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Crackyard 

1. The backyard of that one junkie neighbour that always drinks and smokes

2. The yard that the guy who sells drugs lives at
Joey: Our ball landed in Mr. Johnson’s house
William: Nah forget it! We’re not going into that crackyard just to get that cheap ball back

David: I’d like some cocaine
Dealer: Nah bro! Keep getting caught selling drugs here, you have to visit me in my crackyard to get it
David: FUCK!
Crackyard by This-user-likes-pvz October 13, 2023
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Crackarrhea 

When you take a hit of crack, smell crack or just think about smoking crack and instantly get the urge to shit or get explosive diarrhea.
Danny boy cashed in enough cans to get a $20 rock and the thought of coppin alone gave him crackarrhea
Crackarrhea by cookiesandtits March 31, 2019

Crackadon 

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.
Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.
Crackadon by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017

crackacardia 

Crackardia is when you have ingested large amounts of Crack-cocaine (or cocaine in any form), thereby causing a reaction of increased heart-rate, this is the term used to describe the rythm your cardiac monitor is reading.
Julius: "Yo man, my heart feels like it's beating out of my chest"
Brian: "Yeah, I think you smoked too much crack tonight"
Julius: "Yeah nigga' I must be gettin' that crackacardia, Let's go to the ER."
crackacardia by Tiffany and Brian October 12, 2007

cracktard 

1. One who is simultaneously acting like a fool and is exhibiting the sense and actions of a crack fiend.

Related to cracktaculous and crunktunculous.
"That guy over there, yammering away and picking fights with gangstas, is a cracktard."
cracktard by bad daddy April 13, 2005

crackadoodle 

a juvenile refence to the intergluteal cleft, aka butt crack
Hey, don't go near the crackadoodle.
crackadoodle by UnknowninDallas January 12, 2021

Crackerdakalaphalous 

It killed the niggasuarus in a knife fight went extict because of the lolersaurus laser
the Crackerdakalaphalous will kill the niggasaurus
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