Derisive “Proud-boy” slang for Mexicans, Jewish men, and African-American (non-white) hairstyles. The term originated after Colin Kaepernicks decision to kneel during the national anthem in an National Football League (NFL) game. This decision was met with a lot of pushback from the “alt-right” and southern Christian community, and promptly spawned the term “crumbly head”, used to diminish his hairstyle and general demeanor. Since then, it has been to used to negatively describe any non-white hairstyles and has a general racially insulting undertone.

Term used to derisively to describe non-white hairstyles:

“Oh Bubba! Did you see what that crumply head did on the field the other day? Gosh dangit I love my country, and I don’t know if can will watch another down if this game Iove so much. But I’ll sure as hell bet on it!”

Crumply head by UrbanWarrior22 October 6, 2022

Related Words

Crumply • Crumply head • crumbly • crumpy • Crumpled • Crumple • crumpler • Crumplemore • crumplet • crumily

Crumplage

The quantifiable amount of crumpling that had been accumulated on a specific object. This object generally consists of fabrics such as paper or cloth.

J: The word crumplage doesnt exist.

A: No, it is correct to say that the paper towel has crumplage.

Crumplage by Immaturename March 26, 2019

crumpler

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.

crumpler by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004

Crumplemore

How To Pronounce: ker-ank-el-more

Someone who tells one chat/call they'll be right back leaves for the rest of the day in another chat/call.

Wow he said he'd be right back but i see him in the Gamers R Us discord, what a Crumplemore.

Crumplemore by Roobert String April 18, 2018

Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.

My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.

Crumple Plopper by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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