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Cumpits
Displaying an abundant amount of deodorant under one's armpits to the effect of having creamy, clumpy, white underarms which can be mistaken for somebody shooting a load in your armpits.
We saw Seth changing in the locker room for gym class today when he took his shirt off he had a flagrant case of cumpits!
Cumpits by Phila_Bank$ March 21, 2011
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Bloody Crumpets
The Bloody Crumpets are Emilie Autumn's brigade of backing dancers/singers and the rest of the Asylum (not counting Emilie and the Muffins/Plague Rats/fans). This troupe of girls give her live shows (famous for their muffins and tea, extravagant performances, electric violin playing, glittery corsets and audience interaction), even more of a circus-like feel. Not only backing dancers and singers, the Crumpets have a very big part in the Asylum, co-existing happily among Emilie and fans, and many of the fans attend the live show to see them as well as Emilie - in fact, many of her fans are fans of the Crumpets as well and members of Veronica's Kissing Army, Contessa's Cannibal Tribe, Captain Maggot's Pyrate Crew, etc.
As of 2011, the lineup currently consists of:
The Naughty Veronica
The Lady Aprella
The Blessed Contessa
Captain Maggots
Suffer, the Bear.
As of 2011, the lineup currently consists of:
The Naughty Veronica
The Lady Aprella
The Blessed Contessa
Captain Maggots
Suffer, the Bear.
The best things about Emilie Autumn concerts are her amazing songs, the effort put into it, and of course, the Bloody Crumpets.
Bloody Crumpets by misspipedream April 24, 2011
crumpitt
crumpitt by TheRubberSponge April 2, 2018
Tuna Crumpets
Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!
Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...
Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...
Tuna Crumpets by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009
crumpit
(ENGLISH VERSION). From the swinging 60s era, also from 'Carry on' films a really beautiful girl usually with large breasts who puts out.
'Cor blimey, Judy is a really tasty bit of crumpit'. 'Can't wait to get home to get my tea and crumpit'.
'she's a nice piece of crumpit'. The sort of thing Austin Powers would say, 'I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your crumpit (girlfriend) mate!' Or 'Oi, piss off, find your own crumpit'.
'she's a nice piece of crumpit'. The sort of thing Austin Powers would say, 'I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your crumpit (girlfriend) mate!' Or 'Oi, piss off, find your own crumpit'.
crumpit by Doctor Holliday January 19, 2010
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