Crumpist 

Crumpist is a word that some buddies made at a place called Rockridge Crumpist means to fart and or to run around farting so other people will walk threw it

Joe: Oh my god, dude did u fart?!?!?

Bill: nawh man i CRUMPIST

Crumpist by Koopaa Troopaa July 27, 2009

crumpsterbating 

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...

Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible

crumpsterbating by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

crumpitt 

A non-gender specific first name given by parents who most likely hate their kid.

"Wow, I feel bad for Crumpitt."

crumpitt by TheRubberSponge April 2, 2018

crumpit 

(ENGLISH VERSION). From the swinging 60s era, also from 'Carry on' films a really beautiful girl usually with large breasts who puts out.

'Cor blimey, Judy is a really tasty bit of crumpit'. 'Can't wait to get home to get my tea and crumpit'.
'she's a nice piece of crumpit'. The sort of thing Austin Powers would say, 'I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your crumpit (girlfriend) mate!' Or 'Oi, piss off, find your own crumpit'.

crumpit by Doctor Holliday January 19, 2010

crumpit 

1. Crumpit means a close friend.
2. Or crumpit means a much needed or loved object.
3. A type of English pancake/muffin.

1. "What's up Crumpit! or John is my Crumpit. "
2. *My trombone is my Crumpit.*
3. *definition kind of explains itself doesn't it? An English muffin is a crumpit? *come on :)

crumpit by Poppit_19 February 16, 2008

Crumpits 

N. Durring sex, a hott french woman will scream this word, to signify she is plessured.

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crumpits!!!!!, thats the baget"

Crumpits by R2S+D2 September 20, 2007

crumpit 

another word for cracker.

want some crumpits and tea?

crumpit by lik' ems June 27, 2005