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crumpsterbating 

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...
Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible
crumpsterbating by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010

crumpitt 

A non-gender specific first name given by parents who most likely hate their kid.
"Wow, I feel bad for Crumpitt."
crumpitt by TheRubberSponge April 2, 2018
(ENGLISH VERSION). From the swinging 60s era, also from 'Carry on' films a really beautiful girl usually with large breasts who puts out.
'Cor blimey, Judy is a really tasty bit of crumpit'. 'Can't wait to get home to get my tea and crumpit'.
'she's a nice piece of crumpit'. The sort of thing Austin Powers would say, 'I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your crumpit (girlfriend) mate!' Or 'Oi, piss off, find your own crumpit'.
crumpit by Doctor Holliday January 19, 2010
1. Crumpit means a close friend.
2. Or crumpit means a much needed or loved object.
3. A type of English pancake/muffin.
1. "What's up Crumpit! or John is my Crumpit. "
2. *My trombone is my Crumpit.*
3. *definition kind of explains itself doesn't it? An English muffin is a crumpit? *come on :)
crumpit by Poppit_19 February 16, 2008

Crumpits 

N. Durring sex, a hott french woman will scream this word, to signify she is plessured.
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crumpits!!!!!, thats the baget"
Crumpits by R2S+D2 September 20, 2007
want some crumpits and tea?
crumpit by lik' ems June 27, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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