Crudiment 

A hard, crusty matter usually found in plumbing fixtures, faucets, that suffer from poor cleaning regimen and hard water.

The customer complained of a slow flushing toilet…I recommend to clean the CRUDIMENT buildup from the water jets under the rim of toilet.

Crudiment by Gargamel72 December 2, 2023

Credidentials 

A person who does things to get credits

If a person asks you out you say it's Credidentials because the guy /girl asking you out is doing this to get credits

Or if you know someone's secret you say I k own your credidentials

Credidentials by Wayway_the_girll December 14, 2020

Condiment

An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.

A: Will you pass me the condiment for my hotdog?

B: Sure, ketchup or mustard?

Condiment by Cex February 22, 2012

crudimentary 

A combination of crude and rudimentary, where the first stages of any development are especially rough, lacking taste, vulgar or offensive. The lowest form of a rudimentary design.

My game is currently in it's crudimentary stage, so don't be offended by the disgusting visuals.

crudimentary by Deathtruth June 2, 2013

condiment thief 

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

condiment thief by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

Social condiments

Superficial assets or attributes of an individual that make him or her more desirable.

I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments.

Social condiments by haribobation April 19, 2009

Rudimentary Peni 

80's British anarcho band fronted by madman Nick Blinko. Known for their obscurity, misanthropic viewpoints, rare performances, and distinct raw sound. The general atmosphere of their output is generally regarded as very bleak, depressing and hopeless, though they often make very prolific social statements.

Matthews explains how he came up with the name of the band: "When I was at school studying biology, we were told that in the fetal stage the clitoris is a rudimentary penis."

Rudimentary Peni by Pinche Jackie December 25, 2009