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Cruddy Kid 

Some dude who has studied a martial art (such as karate), and therefore thinks he is really bad ass, but then some bully comes along, tackles him, and punches his face in. Funny, because it sounds like "Karate Kid".
Simon took up a stance and told Jake to back off or he would have to teach him a lesson. I think he said something like "Get lost or I'll give you a free karate lesson, whether you like it or not." Jake, voted MVP on the wrestling team, beat the fuck out of that twit! What a CRUDDY KID!
Cruddy Kid by Cry Chain Cane December 8, 2006
Related Words
The act of crouch huddling when extremely cold.
I was so cold at crew, I cruddled in the back of the boathouse to conserve heat.
cruddle by EAT27 October 7, 2010

Cruddlife 

Hey your like cruddlife.

If you want to be cool you gotta be cruddlife
Cruddlife by Al ZéCruddy May 31, 2021
Person who sucks all the joy and humor right out of you.
Bob: Was that a dementor?
Steve: No, it was a cruddie.
Bob: Same difference.
cruddie by SexyHo June 14, 2004

cruddlington 

A universal replacement for any word in the english language.
Guy- "hey man i just made out with Anna"
Guy2- "oooft brah shes like full on cruddlington"

Guy- "I was pumping this chick in the cruddlington all night long"
Guy2- "Eshays"

Guy- "bro that OJ and south wales gave me the cruddlingtons"
cruddlington by cruddlington69 August 21, 2008

cruddance 

"The worst thing", but with more severity and vulgarity.

cf: crapness

Also used as an exclamation, in place of a swear word.
We'll have to get up at 5; but the cruddance is that we won't be seeing a bed again for 48hrs!

Cruddance! I just stepped on a cactus.
cruddance by JWBPhayz July 22, 2009