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The act of crouch huddling when extremely cold.
I was so cold at crew, I cruddled in the back of the boathouse to conserve heat.
by EAT27 October 06, 2010
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A long, constricting hug (cuddle), which by the recipient could be seen as an act of affection or a sign of aggression to assert dominance.

Similar in nature to an aggressive handshake.
Tammy did not know where she stood with her girlfriend Claire, as she believes she was cruddled and blacked out from her cell.
by unicornherder January 20, 2008
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The plural of crud
β€œThat guy is full of crud”
β€œBut that guy has cruddle”
by Biggyplayz July 06, 2018
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The act of hugging and crying simultaneously. Usually by two or more women.
After dad died, my sisters and I had a good cruddle.
by Sicks Tea Nein August 15, 2007
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The puddle of ass sweat left on a seating surface after an intense workout, spicy food, or when the climate is too humid.
OMG - On my way home from the gym, I stopped at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I took a seat while on line, and when I got up, I had left a huge cruddle. I didn't know it was there, but some big heffa got all up in my grill, and shouted "What's That??" I was like "it's a cruddle, Heffa".
by btedstrom March 02, 2009
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(Noun.) (Plural.) Two or more cruel people cuddling.
Her: I saw Ms.Parks on Mr.Stanley's lap today in the teacher room this morning. Makes sense they be together, they're both cruel.
Him: Morning cruddles? Eww.
by candycaneshit May 18, 2017
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