by Quickwiththoughts February 19, 2022
Get the Crowleyed mug.An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.
by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011
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make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.
The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.
ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.
Mess around and find out!!!!
The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.
ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.
Mess around and find out!!!!
Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023
Get the make your babies crosseyed mug.Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.
by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019
Get the Crowley mug.The snakiest boi. Crowley is a fallen angel who is secretly, deep down inside, really quite a nice person. Prone to pushing angels against walls. Very gay. Crowley's hips do Not Lie.
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Get the Crowley mug.Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband.
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