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Clowneyed 

When a large South Carolina Defensive lineman with a number 7 on his chest hits you so hard you form an impression in the earth underneath you. Typically the hit goes viral on YouTube. See ESPN 2013 ESPY Best Play award winner.
Tajh Boyd got Clowneyed several times in the last South Carolina, Clemson game where the Gamecocks continued their winning streak. Rajion Neal of Tennessee and Michigan's Vincent Smith, got Clowneyed during the South Carolina Games.
Clowneyed by humbled Clemson fan October 20, 2013
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Clowned on 

When people start making fun of you or bullying you

Clowned to Kingdom Come

A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone
he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.
clowned by david January 19, 2004

clowney bitch 

Clowney bitch is a female in the act of foolishness or silly pointless words chosen by her mouth in a argument
Since Izzy decided to run her mouth and say stuid shit Cadence called her a clowney bitch
clowney bitch by KingKlownBtch September 20, 2017

Clowneying 

The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.
That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.
Clowneying by UrbanTiger October 8, 2013

clowned on 

Verb
1) To be put to shame or ridiculed by a clown.
You just got clowned on, dog!
clowned on by white trash May 13, 2005