Crossleyed
Crossleyed by SJWSF December 4, 2019
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crossleyed
When you hear about his previous antics looking after people at Christmas parties and had to see for yourself if he actually folds you like a origami swan
When you finally decided to see if the flirting was just talk and end up in puddle folded like a origami swan ,That's the true meaning of crossleyed
crossleyed by Jade68+1 January 14, 2024
make your babies crosseyed
make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.
The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.
ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.
Mess around and find out!!!!
The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.
ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.
Mess around and find out!!!!
Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.
make your babies crosseyed by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023
Crossley Bounce
The Crossley Bounce is a movement often associated with musical conductors and describes poor or awkward form as the conductor “bounces” to cue in sections and conduct.
Crossley Bounce by Cannonball_Candidly January 30, 2023
Crossley Heath
Crossley Heath by Crossley student October 9, 2021
Crossley behaviour
When a person is doing it saying something beyond the level of cringe where there is no redeeming and plagues everyone around with suicidal thoughts
Crossley behaviour by 183848 January 20, 2022
Crossley
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