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One who sits from a distance, continually commenting on what other people are talking about. Loves to hear the sound of his or her voice above all things, even though the words out of their mouths offer nothing of substance to the conversation. Has the annoying tendency of repeating the same thing over and over and over.
Man, could you believe that mother-fucking crower who just kept saying that dumb shit over and over?

I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.
Crower by joeboo! October 21, 2012
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Lauren Croker

Lauren Croker

A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?

Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
Lauren Croker by Peppermint_Pete January 13, 2012
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Crower • Crowe • Croner • crowder • Crowed • chower • Croper • Clower • Croder • crogers

hat crewer 

A male member of the hat crew who treats girls with no respect, and hit it and quit it. They think that they are above everyone else, and act like a douche-bag all the time. Hat crewers make scenes everywhere they go and are always loud and obnoxious. Hat crewers can commonly be known wearing fitted hats (or being associated with people who wear fitted hats), white t's and or wife beaters, and always have fresh cuts. Hat crewers are also know for being big par-tiers, and taking Facebook photos of themselves with no shirts on.
Hat crewers are in every school
hat crewer by I Got Your Back February 21, 2011

crowes nest 

A crowes nest is a sexual act performed by a male. It is when a male poops in someones mouth. with the poop still in their mouth the male stick his penis in and has sex with the partners mouth until they ejaculate which acts as the crows eggs and you swallow it all after your done
Jared's really kinky he wants me to perform a crowes nest with him
crowes nest by jackman330 October 23, 2010
A male who long dicks a female and bruises her vagina. Also known as the vagina slayer
She got the cromer affect
Cromer by 360D June 6, 2018

Crowder chowder 

Ejaculate from a canine preferably served fresh; dog cum
Renowned dog cum drinker, Steven Crowder, enjoys crowder chowder
Crowder chowder by UncleDuncle June 23, 2021

Hunter Crowder 

A Hunter Crowder is a term used by online gamers.The Hunter Crowder or the HC is constantly is doing anything to get attention. One that will not shut up, seems to always be making a noise. A gamer that always will "team kill". See Bad Kid, or BK.
For example. Hunter Crowder:(in a high pitch voice) shut the hell up you little faggot.

Grant : Kid, I didn't even say anything

Hunter Crowder: What did I tell you.

TJ: Wow that kid was acting like a HC.
Hunter Crowder by An annoyed gamer December 27, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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