One who sits from a distance, continually commenting on what other people are talking about. Loves to hear the sound of his or her voice above all things, even though the words out of their mouths offer nothing of substance to the conversation. Has the annoying tendency of repeating the same thing over and over and over.
Man, could you believe that mother-fucking crower who just kept saying that dumb shit over and over?
I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.
I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.
by joeboo! October 21, 2012
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A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.
Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?
Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?
by Peppermint_Pete January 13, 2012
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Get the hat crewer mug.A crowes nest is a sexual act performed by a male. It is when a male poops in someones mouth. with the poop still in their mouth the male stick his penis in and has sex with the partners mouth until they ejaculate which acts as the crows eggs and you swallow it all after your done
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Get the Crowder chowder mug.A Hunter Crowder is a term used by online gamers.The Hunter Crowder or the HC is constantly is doing anything to get attention. One that will not shut up, seems to always be making a noise. A gamer that always will "team kill". See Bad Kid, or BK.
For example. Hunter Crowder:(in a high pitch voice) shut the hell up you little faggot.
Grant : Kid, I didn't even say anything
Hunter Crowder: What did I tell you.
TJ: Wow that kid was acting like a HC.
Grant : Kid, I didn't even say anything
Hunter Crowder: What did I tell you.
TJ: Wow that kid was acting like a HC.
by An annoyed gamer December 27, 2010
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