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Crowdaphobia

The fear of being in a large crowd, packed in the middle, unable to move and breathe.
Man: There are too many people here. I have crowdaphobia.
by whoami0325 April 10, 2011
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Crossaphobia

A phobia that can be determined if you suffer any of the following symptoms:

A)Intense anguish concerning essays to be done for your English teacher

B) Having the ability to sense when essays are going to be assigned and developing panic and/or gloom

C) Developing a Cross consciousness in which any program/movie/book you watch is constantly interrupted by a little voice that has a slight accent telling you to pay attention to a certain thing or telling you to view it in a critical/feminist/Marxist/archetypal lens

D)The sense that your English teacher is going to pop out of no where unless you see the world through a marxist/feminist lens or any other critical modern lens

E) After taking a certain class you can never view literature or media the same way ever again or questioning every little thing because critical lens have been drilled into you brain

F) spazzing about the littlest things that remind you of English class or your english teacher
I just know we are going to have an essay about this movie when we finish watching it, my crossaphobia is kicking in.

I can't watch this movie, my crossaphobia won't let me get over how badly females are portrayed in this movie.
by NVchococat April 29, 2012
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crocaphobia

a fear or hatred of crocs
Jazmine do u want to try on my crocs? No Liv I have crocaphobia.
by helloguys123 February 24, 2019
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clownaphobia

The feeling of paranoia and fear an insecure person feels because one believes that other people think one looks like a clown such as Bozo or Ronald McDonald. An attack of clownaphobia can be caused simply at the sight or mention of clowns or clown props such as round red noses, big red hair, huge floppy shoes, bicycle horns, baggy pokadot pants. In some extreme cases, puppets and cartoon characters such as Howdy Doody and Alfred E. Newman can bring on an attack.
Ike got run over when Bobby honked his bicycle horn at him because Ike had an attack of clownaphobia and started crying and forgot to move out of Bobby's way.
by Dr. Pilgrim May 6, 2008
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Extension-cordaphobia

A fear of electrical extension-cord
Since the short-circuit of the extension-cord I have now extension-cordaphobia
by Ageveous June 14, 2021
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