crocaphobia

a fear or hatred of crocs

Jazmine do u want to try on my crocs? No Liv I have crocaphobia.

crocaphobia by helloguys123 February 24, 2019

coronaphobia 

The fear of catching the current strain (COVID-19 in March 2020) of human coronavirus, expressed by wearing a face mask in public, or simply avoiding public places, public events and public transport.

Wow, we've lost half the audience to the show tonight due to coronaphobia

coronaphobia by natts March 7, 2020

Crossaphobia 

A phobia that can be determined if you suffer any of the following symptoms:

A)Intense anguish concerning essays to be done for your English teacher

B) Having the ability to sense when essays are going to be assigned and developing panic and/or gloom

C) Developing a Cross consciousness in which any program/movie/book you watch is constantly interrupted by a little voice that has a slight accent telling you to pay attention to a certain thing or telling you to view it in a critical/feminist/Marxist/archetypal lens

D)The sense that your English teacher is going to pop out of no where unless you see the world through a marxist/feminist lens or any other critical modern lens

E) After taking a certain class you can never view literature or media the same way ever again or questioning every little thing because critical lens have been drilled into you brain

F) spazzing about the littlest things that remind you of English class or your english teacher

I just know we are going to have an essay about this movie when we finish watching it, my crossaphobia is kicking in.

I can't watch this movie, my crossaphobia won't let me get over how badly females are portrayed in this movie.

Crossaphobia by NVchococat April 29, 2012

crocophobia 

The fear of the water/land shoe brand, croc. This could be triggered in many ways such as the wholes in the shoe creating fear of trypophobia, or the fact that a tanline of wholes can appear after wearing them in the sun. Crocophobia can fear people due to the the odd or funky shape of the croc, people affected with crocophibia can have a hate or disgust for crocs or croc supporters or people wearing them, the squeak of the rubber can flare up anxiety as well.

Wow i think they have crocophobia, do you see the way they are hating on my crocs?

crocophobia by theycallmejuliandimsokewl July 22, 2019

Coronaphobia 

Where an individual or small group of karens will keep their distance from all human life by at least 5 miles, people who have coronaphobia are 88% more likely to go into the super markets and hoard all the supplies such as toilet paper, hand sanitizer, gloves and masks. They'll also yell "6 FEET" if you're too close to one.

"I know we all have to keep our distance but wow that karen has coronaphobia"
"yeah she's probably going to go steal some toilet paper while she's out"

Coronaphobia by The pale princess May 21, 2020

cocophobia 

The fear of diabetic or overweight persons.

As the little kid ran away from the person with diabetes, i thought to myself that he must have cocophobia

cocophobia by Leatherface Hewitts October 26, 2006

cockphobia 

being afraid of the penis

Damn, that chick has cockphobia

cockphobia by Joe Barugeo May 24, 2006