clownaphobia 

The feeling of paranoia and fear an insecure person feels because one believes that other people think one looks like a clown such as Bozo or Ronald McDonald. An attack of clownaphobia can be caused simply at the sight or mention of clowns or clown props such as round red noses, big red hair, huge floppy shoes, bicycle horns, baggy pokadot pants. In some extreme cases, puppets and cartoon characters such as Howdy Doody and Alfred E. Newman can bring on an attack.

Ike got run over when Bobby honked his bicycle horn at him because Ike had an attack of clownaphobia and started crying and forgot to move out of Bobby's way.

clownaphobia by Dr. Pilgrim May 6, 2008

Clownophobia 

The RATIONAL fear of clowns. Commonly and justifiably used to describe one's fear and disgust with yellow- or green-toothed humans, hiding behind white face paint and other heavy makeup.

Poncho: Hey daddy, can we go to the circus?

Daddy Mark: Sure, as long as we stay away from those creepy and disgusting clowns!

Poncho: Oh, of course, daddy. I'm afraid of them!

Daddy Mark: Yes, son. We both have, "Clownophobia!"

Clownophobia by MTinPHX September 4, 2011

conaphobia 

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.

No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

conaphobia by Aaron of Minneapolis July 10, 2010

Conaphobia 

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

Conaphobia by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

cloacaphobia 

Fear of sewers.

Yeah dude. I have cloacaphobia and it’s really hard when I go on walks.

cloacaphobia by Kailey Girl February 11, 2019

Crowdaphobia 

The fear of being in a large crowd, packed in the middle, unable to move and breathe.

Man: There are too many people here. I have crowdaphobia.

Crowdaphobia by whoami0325 April 10, 2011

Conaphobia 

A 6,0 ft traffic cone chased me with a knife

I got chase by a traffic cone THAT had a knife so i got conaphobia

Conaphobia by BigCone69 June 23, 2022