Crough 

When one craps their pants due to the sudden force of a cough.

Buzz: "cough cough"

Russ: "Holy crap, what is that stench?"

Buzz: "Oh shit, I just croughed"

Russ: "Hee hee."

Crough by Efty April 17, 2014

Giving Into The Crough

To feel as if you are about to die and go to hell. To be close to death, extremely intoxicated, or extremely hungover”

“Yo Wyatt you good”?
“I think I’m giving into the crough”

“Fuck”

Giving Into The Crough by Alanthecreator December 17, 2023

Coughman 

🔥 When a STONER takes a hit or inhale of CANNABIS then COUGHS up a lung you call them a COUGHMAN

🔥 Coughing is just the body’s natural way of protecting itself from these unwanted foreign particles from your lungs or you just can't handle your hit..ha ha!!

🔥 Ernesto coughs everytime he hits the bong..he's COUGHMAN

🔥 STONER hits bong starts to cough..COUGHMAN COUGHMAN YEAH THATS YOU !!

Coughman by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2019

Mahit Cough 

A serve condition that results in a serve Cough. This nasty, ass cough can last weeks on end causing serve pain and just annoying everyone in a 3 mile radius or anyone in a discord call. Mahit Cough can also result in yellow lung shit just coming out of your mouth when you cough 3 or more times in a row.

You are fucking annoying because of your shitty-ass Mahit Cough.

Mahit Cough by Ed Bread April 10, 2019

Weed cough 

The cough of a stoner who is obviously fond of smoking weed. Relatively normal during pot sessions, the cough seems to be peculiar among common people (and the rest of the people who are aware of weed smoking) who hear it on a regular basis while finding it as distinct to normal coughing, hence the existence of this word.

Man: This dirty ass smoker has some nasty weed cough that you can hear during the entire cat video. Disgusting shit.

Weed cough by babytalks August 21, 2016

Crouching Uncle 

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

coughenhoit

cough version of "gesundheit"
used after someone coughs wishing them well.

person 1: *coughs*

person 2: coughenhoit!

person 1: thanks man!!

coughenhoit by renelles18 July 6, 2011