Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Alanthecreator

Pink Sock

When you get your asshole railed so hard that it prolapses out looking like a pink sock.

Roy: Hey Wyatt any chance I could give you a pink sock?

Wyatt: Nigga not you. Im still recovering from the last time you railed my asshole.

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To feel as if you are about to die and go to hell. To be close to death, extremely intoxicated, or extremely hungover”

“Yo Wyatt you good”?
“I think I’m giving into the crough”

“Fuck”

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Occurs during sleep paralysis when a Deamon literally takes out his dick and fucks you in the ass and face.

Wyatt: “Hey Clayton FUCK YOU”!
Clayton: “I hope you get Deamon Dicked tonight”!
Wyatt: Dude that’s fucked

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The act of planking on a jetski or waverunner, sideways, while still driving it.

Zack: “What in the living fuck is that guy doing on the jetski?”
Jake: “Oh that’s just Cole. He’s doing the Jenni Crow Flat!”

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Feeling as though you are a nigger. I.E.: Lazy, Stinky, Good For Nothing.

Zack: Man, I don’t feel like working today”!
Braxton: “Why’s that bud”?
Zack: I feel Nigged Out”!

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A huge cunt. Perhaps the biggest cunt to walk the earth ever. Nothing can be even close to this cunt.

“She’s not just a cunt, she’s being a JAV CUNT!”

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