A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.
AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.