Crouch cricket
A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket
Crouch cricket by Betburt77 December 25, 2017
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saber-toothed crotch cricket
saber-toothed crotch cricket by Charles July 19, 2003
crotch cricket
A louse
A Crab
A tick
A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
A Crab
A tick
A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.
crotch cricket by ACannon April 8, 2008
saber-toothed crotch cricket
Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
saber-toothed crotch cricket by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005
crotch cricket
crotch cricket by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003
saber-toothed crotch cricket
AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
saber-toothed crotch cricket by BigP July 2, 2005
guatemalan crotch cricket
Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.
Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.
guatemalan crotch cricket by michael falls December 18, 2008
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