aphrodite

LIke definition number 2, but sarcastically, cause the bitch is so self-stuck.

That bitch Dorothy never did touch my dick. that mf*ckin aphrodite did think her name means Gift from God.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

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da sooent

See da cunt, but youse the reglar definition for this bad word

Da sooent was ubikitoos in da wet dream.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

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the otherwise lovely girl nobody would date because of her large nose. Can be shortened to sabak (pronounced soh-bak)

Fat, bald and ugly, nonetheless, i could have fucked that sabak up on the mountain trail in front of god and everbody.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

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to settle scores by posting mean personal references to the Urban Dictionary.

Half the entries I see as an editor are rejected cause they are solopsistic, urbanmeant shit.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

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Saturday, beginning at opening time, spent in the bar after friday spent in the bar without a designated driver.

Cooled the night away in my backseat and used the cab money to start my sabado caliente.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

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what a dollar used to be worth before a motherf*cker took power

Went to Italy to see the pope
handed him fittycent
he said nope

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

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the weekly bath on friday or saturday night (friday for christians, saturday for jews) that took all the hot water our ancestors could afford.

If Dick Cheney gets control of the energy supplies he's after, we will all have to go back to sabbaths.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

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