12 definitions by grandmalseizure

Saturday, beginning at opening time, spent in the bar after friday spent in the bar without a designated driver.

Cooled the night away in my backseat and used the cab money to start my sabado caliente.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

the otherwise lovely girl nobody would date because of her large nose. Can be shortened to sabak (pronounced soh-bak)

Fat, bald and ugly, nonetheless, i could have fucked that sabak up on the mountain trail in front of god and everbody.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

the weekly bath on friday or saturday night (friday for christians, saturday for jews) that took all the hot water our ancestors could afford.

If Dick Cheney gets control of the energy supplies he's after, we will all have to go back to sabbaths.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

LIke definition number 2, but sarcastically, cause the bitch is so self-stuck.

That bitch Dorothy never did touch my dick. that mf*ckin aphrodite did think her name means Gift from God.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

A girl who appears virginal but can be had if you can get by her small boobs, narrow hips, and boyish ass.

artemises (plural) often miss the smegma spot when washing up. Beware!

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005

A clean elephant not infected by rightwing bullsh*t

The college young Republicans are usually still wet-behind the ears babars.

by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005