Urban Dictionary: Definitions by grandmalseizure

fitty cent

what a dollar used to be worth before a motherf*cker took power

Went to Italy to see the pope
handed him fittycent
he said nope

A cia agent who snorts ants and calls them WMD

GT won a medal of freedom for aardvarking around G's stinkhole

A clean elephant not infected by rightwing bullsh*t

The college young Republicans are usually still wet-behind the ears babars.

place above timberline for abusing substances and others

my knapsack zipper broke on the way to the cabin and I lost all the hootch.

See da cunt, but youse the reglar definition for this bad word

Da sooent was ubikitoos in da wet dream.

Saturday, beginning at opening time, spent in the bar after friday spent in the bar without a designated driver.

Cooled the night away in my backseat and used the cab money to start my sabado caliente.

the weekly bath on friday or saturday night (friday for christians, saturday for jews) that took all the hot water our ancestors could afford.

If Dick Cheney gets control of the energy supplies he's after, we will all have to go back to sabbaths.