grandmalseizure's definitions

sabaka

the otherwise lovely girl nobody would date because of her large nose. Can be shortened to sabak (pronounced soh-bak)

Fat, bald and ugly, nonetheless, i could have fucked that sabak up on the mountain trail in front of god and everbody.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

cabin

place above timberline for abusing substances and others

my knapsack zipper broke on the way to the cabin and I lost all the hootch.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

urbanmean

to settle scores by posting mean personal references to the Urban Dictionary.

Half the entries I see as an editor are rejected cause they are solopsistic, urbanmeant shit.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

aphrodite

LIke definition number 2, but sarcastically, cause the bitch is so self-stuck.

That bitch Dorothy never did touch my dick. that mf*ckin aphrodite did think her name means Gift from God.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

artemis

A girl who appears virginal but can be had if you can get by her small boobs, narrow hips, and boyish ass.

artemises (plural) often miss the smegma spot when washing up. Beware!

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

da sooent

See da cunt, but youse the reglar definition for this bad word

Da sooent was ubikitoos in da wet dream.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

fitty cent

what a dollar used to be worth before a motherf*cker took power

Went to Italy to see the pope
handed him fittycent
he said nope

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005