grandmalseizure's definitions

fitty cent

what a dollar used to be worth before a motherf*cker took power

Went to Italy to see the pope
handed him fittycent
he said nope

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

aardvark

A cia agent who snorts ants and calls them WMD

GT won a medal of freedom for aardvarking around G's stinkhole

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

Babar

A clean elephant not infected by rightwing bullsh*t

The college young Republicans are usually still wet-behind the ears babars.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

cabin

place above timberline for abusing substances and others

my knapsack zipper broke on the way to the cabin and I lost all the hootch.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

da sooent

See da cunt, but youse the reglar definition for this bad word

Da sooent was ubikitoos in da wet dream.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

sabado caliente

Saturday, beginning at opening time, spent in the bar after friday spent in the bar without a designated driver.

Cooled the night away in my backseat and used the cab money to start my sabado caliente.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005