12 definitions by grandmalseizure

fitty cent

what a dollar used to be worth before a motherf*cker took power

Went to Italy to see the pope
handed him fittycent
he said nope

to settle scores by posting mean personal references to the Urban Dictionary.

Half the entries I see as an editor are rejected cause they are solopsistic, urbanmeant shit.

See da cunt, but youse the reglar definition for this bad word

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

A girl who appears virginal but can be had if you can get by her small boobs, narrow hips, and boyish ass.

artemises (plural) often miss the smegma spot when washing up. Beware!

the weekly bath on friday or saturday night (friday for christians, saturday for jews) that took all the hot water our ancestors could afford.

If Dick Cheney gets control of the energy supplies he's after, we will all have to go back to sabbaths.

LIke definition number 2, but sarcastically, cause the bitch is so self-stuck.

That bitch Dorothy never did touch my dick. that mf*ckin aphrodite did think her name means Gift from God.