A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.
by Mojo King Bee June 26, 2005
man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes
by Action Aardvark February 05, 2011
similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.
Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her
Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
by CDS the man from MD August 18, 2010
1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
by ChewyProductions December 02, 2017