Definitions by ChewyProductions

Crotch Potatoe 

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

Crotch Potatoe by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017