Crotch Hop 

Sex with multiple females, individually, in one day or night. A crotch to crotch conquest.

What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.

I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.

Crotch Hop by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Crotch Hopper 

A crotch hopper is a person, usually a woman, who is very promiscuous. She loves to hop from one crotch to another. A crotch hopper is similar to a crotch cricket except when a crotch hopper rubs her legs together, you can tell how many crotches she's hopped.

Dave: Dude, Daisy is such a crotch hopper!
Mike: You ain't shittin. Wait, she's rubbing her legs together!
Dave: Let me calculate this...thats two, carry the one, plus five. Damn dude, she's slept with 1200 guys.
Daisy: *cricket*

Crotch Hopper by Baxton January 3, 2006

crotch hoppers 

Crab-like creatures that infest ones scrotum and cause severe itching.

Dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night.

crotch hoppers by Jon Rhodes June 29, 2005

Kenosha Crotchcopter 

A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.

Look! That guy just went by in the trolley & Kenosha crotchcoptered us all!

Kenosha Crotchcopter by Wifan85 December 27, 2016

Crotchtopia 

Homeland of Rargphlam, located in the nethermost regions of the Knight Archipelago. Legend speaks of the Quail Reunion which will bring about the destruction of the syndicate. Only the power of the one true weasel can breach the defenses of the citadel and prevent the reunion.

And thus the people came to hear of the third dawn of Crotchtopia, and the people were scared.

Crotchtopia by Erica January 26, 2005

crotchhog 

a hedgehog that has been places between someones legs as an anti rape device.

Then the attacker reached between the girls legs where his hand was then pierced by the spines of the crotchhog.

crotchhog by Lilly Noodle February 8, 2009

crotchophobia 

the phobia of a teenage girls cameltoe. it is mostly seen in moms.

mom: you need to wear a longer shirt. i can see your crotch.

me: mom you have such bad crotchophobia!

crotchophobia by lauren gaffney July 2, 2019