crotchhog

a hedgehog that has been places between someones legs as an anti rape device.

Then the attacker reached between the girls legs where his hand was then pierced by the spines of the crotchhog.

by Lilly Noodle February 8, 2009

crotchnugget

A baby; a deragatory term.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.

"Some people think nothing is more important than their own fucking crotchnugget."

by gluedmfo July 20, 2009

crotchwhore

a rotten skanky slut; hooker; tramp
one who sells her body for illicit substances.

Yeah! She definitely looks like a crotchwhore to me!

by hunnybunny666 January 5, 2011

crotchload

another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis

originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.

"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."

"I have a crotchload of work to do."

by Llerradster February 15, 2006

Kenosha Crotchcopter

A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.

Look! That guy just went by in the trolley & Kenosha crotchcoptered us all!

by Wifan85 December 27, 2016

crotchrotting circle

A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.

Antonym: Crochetting Circle

Dang, man. We better get down to the crotchrotting circle before we miss ragging on crot.

by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004

crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005