crotchhog
Then the attacker reached between the girls legs where his hand was then pierced by the spines of the crotchhog.
crotchhog by Lilly Noodle February 8, 2009
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crotchnugget
A baby; a deragatory term.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.
crotchnugget by gluedmfo July 20, 2009
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crotchwhore
crotchwhore by hunnybunny666 January 5, 2011
crotchload
another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
crotchload by Llerradster February 15, 2006
Kenosha Crotchcopter
A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.
Kenosha Crotchcopter by Wifan85 December 27, 2016
crotchrotting circle
A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.
Antonym: Crochetting Circle
Antonym: Crochetting Circle
crotchrotting circle by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004
crotching-it
Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).
crotching-it by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005
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