Crotch Beer
Weber: "Better hide that beer, they're gonna take it from ya at the gate."
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"
Crotch Beer by Fastball35 April 7, 2011
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Crotch Beer
1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
Crotch Beer by phroot February 3, 2014
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Beer Crotch
The act of shoving multiple beers in your waistline to prevent walking up and down stairs to your backpack at parties.
Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.
Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.
Beer Crotch by shteph12 February 27, 2011
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Beer Crutch
1. The act of chugging natty beer and then duct taping another full can to the top of your "crutch" to evenutally create a stack of empty beer cans. Your stack of empties will eventually be your crutch as you walk home wasted. If you finish so many beers that your crutch is taller than you then you must duct tape it to the outside of the home/apt that you are drinking at and pass out there.
Did you see Luke's beer crutch? That shit was so frat.
"Hey how is your beer crutch coming? "
"It's coming, I am 2 beers away from passing out at the blue house tonight."
"Hey how is your beer crutch coming? "
"It's coming, I am 2 beers away from passing out at the blue house tonight."
Beer Crutch by phisigalki May 11, 2010
Crotchberry
When someone using their BlackBerry constatntly puts it between their legs while texting, emailing or using the phone in general. It can be used to describe the aforementioned or as a verb.
"did you see Jim during the meeting? His head was down like he was sleeping the whole time."
"no, he was just using his CrotchBerry."
"Carl was totally CrotchBerrying during history class today."
"no, he was just using his CrotchBerry."
"Carl was totally CrotchBerrying during history class today."
Crotchberry by HOTCOCAINE July 1, 2009
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