Definitions by Fastball35
Whalemaker
The term used to describe a soft-serve ice cream machine found in dining halls on college campuses, frequented by freshmen girls.
Eric: "Three chicks in sweats making a beeline for the whalemaker."
Weber: "That's the tallest cone I've ever seen. And she's not even making it twist!"
Weber: "That's the tallest cone I've ever seen. And she's not even making it twist!"
Whalemaker by Fastball35 April 20, 2016
HOIT
Hand On the Inner Thigh. A sign of friendship or affection shown between friends and lovers of either sex. Also exercised when watching scary movies.
Amber: Today has been a total nightmare!
Jared: (places hand on thigh) Yeah, well chin up!
Amber: Your hand is on my thigh.
Jared: Congrats! You've been HOITed.
Jared: (places hand on thigh) Yeah, well chin up!
Amber: Your hand is on my thigh.
Jared: Congrats! You've been HOITed.
HOIT by Fastball35 October 31, 2011
Urinal One
A $1 bill that's so wrinkled, dirty and worn out, it looks like it was found on the floor of a men's public bathroom. It has little or no vending value whatsoever.
Waitress: And here's your change.
Britta: Ah gross! Look at this urinal one she gave me back! I don't even wanna touch it. Somebody trade me for a crispy one.
Britta: Ah gross! Look at this urinal one she gave me back! I don't even wanna touch it. Somebody trade me for a crispy one.
Urinal One by Fastball35 August 14, 2011
Crotch Beer
Weber: "Better hide that beer, they're gonna take it from ya at the gate."
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"
Crotch Beer by Fastball35 April 7, 2011
clutchbomb
an unfortunate turn of events. A situation that starts out positive and comes crashing down in flames. Or when one person's chances for success are destroyed by another person's actions, often unintentially.
I was on my way to the ball game, when I got a flat tire. That took me an hour to fix and by the time I got home, my roommates clutchbombed me by drinking all my beer.
My plane ticket was sitting on the counter, but my mom thought it was clutter and threw it in the trash, what a clutchbomb!
He was waiting for the girl from the other night to call him back, but his brother found his phone sitting out, answered it and told her she was fat. It was the ultimate clutchbomb!
My plane ticket was sitting on the counter, but my mom thought it was clutter and threw it in the trash, what a clutchbomb!
He was waiting for the girl from the other night to call him back, but his brother found his phone sitting out, answered it and told her she was fat. It was the ultimate clutchbomb!
clutchbomb by Fastball35 December 23, 2009
Rubble Rubble
catchphrase of the Hamburglar. Often says it before stealing a plate of McDonalds hamburgers and then running off as Ronald and the other characters chase him.
Rubble Rubble by Fastball35 December 23, 2009
Dec Sitch
Pronounced (Deece Sitch) A hybrid term of both decent and situation. Used to describe a fortunate turn of events or expressing happiness with how circumstances are playing out.
"He got us both tickets to the concert and then we're gonna go meet those girls afterwards for drinks."
"Ah, that's a dec sitch!"
"Ah, that's a dec sitch!"
Dec Sitch by Fastball35 December 22, 2009