crosley

A guy who is hard to read at first but when you get to know him then you will realize how mean he is and how sexy he is

This kid is dank as bruh he must be a crosley

by Braf April 19, 2017

Crosley Cruiser

A cheap piece of junk that will destroy your records if you use it.

P1: "I got a Crosley Cruiser and now my records won't play."

P2: " I told you! You should just burn it."

by DJlikescats December 4, 2016

Emperor Crosley

Someone who is a dictator and who cries a lot. Someone who annoys many people (a growing term on the cite discord)

JAKE! STOP! being a Emperor Crosley and be fair for one!

by tyler roaster o71 May 28, 2020

a.j. crowley

An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.

Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.

by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011

make your babies crosseyed

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019

Crowley

The snakiest boi. Crowley is a fallen angel who is secretly, deep down inside, really quite a nice person. Prone to pushing angels against walls. Very gay. Crowley's hips do Not Lie.

Look at that guy in a Bentley, must be Crowley

by yuor-devil August 31, 2019