Person 1 "Man, that drummer was so badass!"
Person 2 "Yeah, I heard he never took lessons, he's a real cresley."
Person 2 "Yeah, I heard he never took lessons, he's a real cresley."
by archibaldcraven February 14, 2014
Get the cresley mug.Cesley is an amazingly smart girl, who succeeds at about anything she puts her mind to. She is drop dead gorgeous, but doesn't see her own beauty. She also has bad taste in guys, but once you meet a Cesley her great personality makes up for it.
by Sue donim July 13, 2017
Get the cesley mug.A character of the creation of horror author Darren Shan. Larten is the main, title character of The Saga of Larten Crepsley & is one of the main characters in The Saga of Darren Shan.
Born in 1794, Larten worked in a silk factory until his cousin Vur Horston was murdered. In inexplicable anger he then killed the culprit & escaped from a mob into a crypt, where he met vampire Seba Nile. Seba offered him a chance to become his human assistant. Larten accepted & traveled with Seba, learning the ways of the vampire clan. During the vampire council in 1812 Seba left Larten with the Cirque Du Freak. One day he ended up in a town where he met a boy called Wester Flack, whose family had been killed by a Vampaneze. Wester then became Seba's assistant. Larten eventually became a full vampire at the age of 25. Larten had a rather jumbled life, involving lots of battles (& scars to prove it), & unexpected betrayal. Larten had been offered the post of Vampire Prince but in light of Wester's betrayal, he turned down the offer & went to stay with the Cirque du Freak.There he met Darren, who he blooded as a half-vampire & went on quite a few adventures with. In fact they fought a war together.
Larten died in 1998, aged 204 when he was killed because the evil Vampaneze lord pushed him off a high platform onto burning stakes.
If you want to find out the full story i would recommend you read the books: The Saga Of Darren Shan & The Saga of Larten Crepsley.
Born in 1794, Larten worked in a silk factory until his cousin Vur Horston was murdered. In inexplicable anger he then killed the culprit & escaped from a mob into a crypt, where he met vampire Seba Nile. Seba offered him a chance to become his human assistant. Larten accepted & traveled with Seba, learning the ways of the vampire clan. During the vampire council in 1812 Seba left Larten with the Cirque Du Freak. One day he ended up in a town where he met a boy called Wester Flack, whose family had been killed by a Vampaneze. Wester then became Seba's assistant. Larten eventually became a full vampire at the age of 25. Larten had a rather jumbled life, involving lots of battles (& scars to prove it), & unexpected betrayal. Larten had been offered the post of Vampire Prince but in light of Wester's betrayal, he turned down the offer & went to stay with the Cirque du Freak.There he met Darren, who he blooded as a half-vampire & went on quite a few adventures with. In fact they fought a war together.
Larten died in 1998, aged 204 when he was killed because the evil Vampaneze lord pushed him off a high platform onto burning stakes.
If you want to find out the full story i would recommend you read the books: The Saga Of Darren Shan & The Saga of Larten Crepsley.
Larten Crepsley is how a REAL, PROPER vampire should be, not like that gay twat Edward Cullen. With respect to Stephanie Meyer, she cant be blamed for having an imagination (which is admittedly more than most people have) but to take vampires to that level is just WRONG. Sorry Steph.
by Reece Bucks December 29, 2013
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Get the Chesley mug.A small 'farming community' ravished by meth and crack heads. It is considered a complete shit hole by its inhabitants and no one can comprehend why anyone who doesn't smoke rocks lives here. It is a terrible place that gives you no hope in life, or pride in where you came from. Most people who come here would think that they would be shot while walking the streets for the first time. People have over dosed on our 'wonderful' streets. The town is TINY but is one of the most fucked up places on earth. Most addictions to drugs and/or alcohol occur here which is a known fact. It's a sad pittyful place.
"Ew, those kids are from Chesley"
by Dr. LMFAO December 17, 2012
Get the Chesley mug.A brash chick. - Under normal circumstances her mouth would not be tolerated but once you get a load of her hotness, all is good. After a little investigation one will realize her onset of rage is due largely to the fact people having mistakenly called her Chelsea all her life, and better yet she has dealt with the morons referring to her as Chester, Chestnut, Chestless (in grade school) to Chesty. In short, her parents suck.
"That chick was fucking mean as hell, but she was hot so its cool."
"Yeah dude I know, that's Chesley for ya"
"Yeah dude I know, that's Chesley for ya"
by ChumChum March 30, 2009
Get the Chesley mug.Someone who is a dictator and who cries a lot. Someone who annoys many people (a growing term on the cite discord)
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