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A weird, goofy, awkward but often likeable person. May look weird, have weird mannerisms, or both.
"Look at that crogler with the big ears and dumb look on his face. He is just crogging."

Napoleon Dynamite is such a crogler.
Crogler by fatjasper December 27, 2010
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A croger is a person who spends the night at a friends house, and gets a boner so has to jack off behind your couch or somewhere private, while you sleep.

It can also be used as a verb, as in "I crogered in your closet last night", or "Stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep".

Pronounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.
Guy one: "Dude dont invite Ryan to your house, hes such a crogers."

Guy two: "Well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!"

Guy one: "Ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something".

Guy two: "dayam".
crogers by jaythatguyfromhawaii January 14, 2008
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An enormously large shit. The stench of a well sized "crowler" is capable of killing cancer.
Dude, I had to break that crowler up with a toilet brush, or else it wouldn't have gone down.
Crowler by Yellow Hair July 14, 2010
A metal can used as a growler for taking beer away from a brewery or pub. The beer is canned on site, and the lid of the growler has a standard pop top.
I bought a crowler of a new IPA at the brew pub down the street.
crowler by timoteostewart June 25, 2017
A way in which two people can travel on a bike at the same time,one sitting on the seat and the other sitting on the handlebar with their legs hanging down by the front wheel
" giz a crogger down the chippy "
Crogger by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

Croggers 

Croggers are the mixture of bogeys and cocaine. Coke bogeys....
Croggers is the word which woz created by man at the dawn of time (or coke sniffin) the craze of sniffing cocaine!!!
After copeous amounts of coke ur nose amounts little particles of cocaine residue through ur party night of drugs and alcohol in the morning after ur heavy night these particles accumulate in your sleep and mix with ur bogeys!!when you wake up in the morning ur nose is stuffy and u are sed to have pure fuckin croggers ( big thick hard bogeys).....These "Croggers" also can make ur tongue go numb if you eat them when you wake up......
Croggers by Ducker1984 March 29, 2009
1. One who corrupts people to drink more alcohol.

2. One who parties and outlasts the binge-drinkers.

3. One who can bling-bling in New York, but simultaneously eat Taco Bell -- when it's not too far away to walk toward.
Psst. Did you hear that Crigler the Corrupter was on the front porch with a fifth of Scotch at 6 a.m.?
Crigler by Lazyfat December 11, 2003
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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