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A croger is a person who spends the night at a friends house, and gets a boner so has to jack off behind your couch or somewhere private, while you sleep.

It can also be used as a verb, as in "I crogered in your closet last night", or "Stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep".

Pronounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.
Guy one: "Dude dont invite Ryan to your house, hes such a crogers."

Guy two: "Well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!"

Guy one: "Ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something".

Guy two: "dayam".
crogers by jaythatguyfromhawaii January 14, 2008
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An enormously large shit. The stench of a well sized "crowler" is capable of killing cancer.
Dude, I had to break that crowler up with a toilet brush, or else it wouldn't have gone down.
Crowler by Yellow Hair July 14, 2010
A metal can used as a growler for taking beer away from a brewery or pub. The beer is canned on site, and the lid of the growler has a standard pop top.
I bought a crowler of a new IPA at the brew pub down the street.
crowler by timoteostewart June 25, 2017
A way in which two people can travel on a bike at the same time,one sitting on the seat and the other sitting on the handlebar with their legs hanging down by the front wheel
" giz a crogger down the chippy "
Crogger by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

Croggers 

Croggers are the mixture of bogeys and cocaine. Coke bogeys....
Croggers is the word which woz created by man at the dawn of time (or coke sniffin) the craze of sniffing cocaine!!!
After copeous amounts of coke ur nose amounts little particles of cocaine residue through ur party night of drugs and alcohol in the morning after ur heavy night these particles accumulate in your sleep and mix with ur bogeys!!when you wake up in the morning ur nose is stuffy and u are sed to have pure fuckin croggers ( big thick hard bogeys).....These "Croggers" also can make ur tongue go numb if you eat them when you wake up......
Croggers by Ducker1984 March 29, 2009
1. One who corrupts people to drink more alcohol.

2. One who parties and outlasts the binge-drinkers.

3. One who can bling-bling in New York, but simultaneously eat Taco Bell -- when it's not too far away to walk toward.
Psst. Did you hear that Crigler the Corrupter was on the front porch with a fifth of Scotch at 6 a.m.?
Crigler by Lazyfat December 11, 2003
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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