Crigler

1. One who corrupts people to drink more alcohol.

2. One who parties and outlasts the binge-drinkers.

3. One who can bling-bling in New York, but simultaneously eat Taco Bell -- when it's not too far away to walk toward.

Psst. Did you hear that Crigler the Corrupter was on the front porch with a fifth of Scotch at 6 a.m.?

Crigler by Lazyfat December 11, 2003

Crisler's Law 

The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"

With no leg to stand on in the ninja turtle debate, Jerry invoked Crisler's Law.

Crisler's Law by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011

Cripler 

A crippled hitler who exists in a wheel chair and did not kill himself

Big Brain: greetings mein cripler
Cripler: I wish to exist

Cripler by Halt salt September 2, 2019

Crigger 

When a white female and a black male come together and fornicate to create a bi-racial child appearing either black or white but from both ethnicities

That girl is a crigger

Crigger by NigNogXn March 23, 2019

Critler 

The act of scoring a critical hit upon Hitler using a bomb.

In times of extreme bowel urgency one might find a pressing need to "critler" and relieve the pressure that comes before critting Hitler. One word can express this urgency accurately.

Q: "Dude where are you going?" A: "Critler."

*Flush* "Ahhh... Critler accomplished."

Critler by Renegade65 March 30, 2010

Critler 

A critler is another way of saying, "I need to go crit hitler", or "The 50 cal is out of ammo...time to go crit hitler."

"Critting" refers to the act of dropping a duece or "bomb" in the toliet.

Critting got its meaning from RPG games, where you critical attack someone.

In this case you are critical attacking hitler with you're facilities...

The most common use of this word is on instant messaging, when typing out, I need to go take a crap is just not cool enough and/or takes too long to type out.

Hey *friend'sname* I need to go critler brb.

Critler

The 50 cal is out of ammo, going to try a different tactic.

I need to go crit hitler.

Critler by silverfire675 March 29, 2010

cringler 

A word used to discribe ones ass.

Cram it in your cringler.

cringler by Hoalbala May 25, 2006