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Crocodialing

When you pretend to text or call someone to look like you are occupied in an uncomfortable situation.
That party was terrible! I didn't know anyone so i was crocodialing all night.
Crocodialing by je77 May 8, 2010
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crocodial 

A telemarketer or other phone-obsessed "reptile" who incessantly calls everyone in da phone book, either to feed them some hard-sell song-and-dance, or just to waste their time wif a lotta bu**s**t jibba-jabba.
I am on the National So-Bot-Call List, but since when do those money-hungry crocodials follow da law???
crocodial by QuacksO September 12, 2019

crocodealio 

It's all about the crocs, and what's up in the jungle hood. Crocs only though. I'm not talking about gaters here. Gator hater for life suckas.
Yo, what's the crocodealio?
crocodealio by Gordon Bruce September 28, 2007

Crocodial 

When some dumb motherfucker butt dials you, and you listen in to find out all the bullshit they been telling you ain't true.
I found out my bitch was cheating on me when she crocodialed me, and I heard that other nigga with her.
Crocodial by Shu Shilly September 29, 2015

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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