crocodial 

A telemarketer or other phone-obsessed "reptile" who incessantly calls everyone in da phone book, either to feed them some hard-sell song-and-dance, or just to waste their time wif a lotta bu**s**t jibba-jabba.

I am on the National So-Bot-Call List, but since when do those money-hungry crocodials follow da law???

crocodial by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Crocodial 

When some dumb motherfucker butt dials you, and you listen in to find out all the bullshit they been telling you ain't true.

I found out my bitch was cheating on me when she crocodialed me, and I heard that other nigga with her.

Crocodial by Shu Shilly September 29, 2015

Crocodile teeth 

A slang term used to describe long and pointy bullets. (Usually .300 Blackout, 5.56 and 7.62 rounds)

I have two drum mags, both filled with crocodile teeth.

Crocodile teeth by Malandro. December 3, 2020

crocodile cheers 

Empty or insincere displays of encouragement that demonstrate superficial support of a person or thing.

As Mariano Rivera took the mound in Fenway during his final season, the crocodile cheers of Boston Red Sox fans halfheartedly echoed from the Green Monster.

crocodile cheers by Laughlynne August 30, 2013

crocodile tears 

To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.

You see that bitch Jasmine Trias on American Idol last night with those crocodile tears?

crocodile tears by Karsh May 13, 2004

get crocodile rocked 

To get violently rocked (preferrably by Sir Elton John himself) as crocodile rock plays in the background.

Uh oh, Elton's pissed. Someone's gonna get crocodile rocked.

get crocodile rocked by electricseaweed76 March 27, 2021

Interior Crocodile Alligator 

Originally from a freestyle by "Chip Da Ripper"

Translates to:

I own a chevy whos interior has been refinished with reptile skin, and has been upgraded to support video via LCD screens located in the front two headrests, and dashboard toped off with dolby surround sound and giant subwoofers in the trunk.

Interior crocodile alligator,I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

Interior Crocodile Alligator by PLATINUM RyDER January 27, 2010