Crocodialing

When you pretend to text or call someone to look like you are occupied in an uncomfortable situation.

That party was terrible! I didn't know anyone so i was crocodialing all night.

Crocodialing by je77 May 8, 2010

Crocodiling 

When a guy goes down on a girl but is looking up at her while he is doing it, so all she can see are his eyes, like a crocodile poking its eyes out of the water.

"He kept crocodiling while going down on me and it totally ruined the moment because I couldn't stop laughing."

Crocodiling by opportunitybanana1 November 22, 2013

Crocodiling 

When a guy goes down on a girl and all she can see is his eyes from her point of view.

There was no Crocodiling the entire time he ate my taco.

Crocodiling by JTurc4 June 23, 2022

crocodiling 

Speaking another language in front of another person who is speaking Esperanto

We were having a nice conversation in Esperanto, but then he started crocodiling me with rapid-fire Spanish.

crocodiling by OtherScorpionfish August 16, 2018

Crockodiling

The act of smoking marijuana

"Hey, wanna go crockodiling?"

Crockodiling by Dr.Crock May 22, 2010

crocodiling 

talking on your cell phone backstage at a fashion show to make yourself look important, because in reality, nobody cares you are there

"i was back at london fashion week a couple of months back, there were wannabe fashionistas crocodiling all over the place

crocodiling by lisa55 October 3, 2008

crocodiling 

When a girl inserts anal beeds into your ass, and then pulls them out and you shit all over the place and then she preceeds to roll around in the shit on her back like a crocodile.

She was crocodiling all over the place.

crocodiling by Monahan August 26, 2005