Crock of Fuck 

A situation or a response that is obviously an outrageous abomination of normality.

You almost killed us! That was a real Crock of Fuck!

Crock of Fuck by ascernman March 24, 2020

Crack of Fuck 

Very, very early. Too early.

Coined and popularized by Adam Carolla.

I had to get up at the crack of fuck this morning to get to the airport by 6:30.

Crack of Fuck by DMS4369 October 15, 2010

Ass crack of fuck 

🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.

-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.

Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.

Ass crack of fuck by BackToBasicsBarnyard September 16, 2023

cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit 

A world renowned FPS for the XBox 360 (fuck all the other systems that have it). It is widely known for its more commonly used abbreviation, COD4 (pronounced cod four). The true abbreviation is COD4MGFS, or cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit

Bill: Hey, Bob, wanna play cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit?
Bob: No, not now. I'll stick with Gayho 3.

cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit by kaio ken x4 February 2, 2009

cock fucking son of a bitch 

people who deserve the upmost hatred.for their stupidity

you: john give me your spare pencil for the test 6th hour

john: no

you: you cock fucking son of a bitch give me your pencil now.

cock fucking son of a bitch by william h. October 17, 2005

cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch

1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.

1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush

cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit 

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020