Cro Magnan
Cro Magnan by Glass of juice October 16, 2019
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cro-magnon
A person who has no eyebrows, a huge forehead and is very unpopular. Claims to have alot of friends but only has their family as friends. A person who is very annoying and you have to slap them on the forehead constantly.
cro-magnon by MUSGROVE September 30, 2009
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Cro-magnon
Early species of undeveloped man, it has tendencies to sniff when it feels a sense of accomplishment, not to be mistaken for somebody of jewish descent.
Cro-magnon by Kran dillan December 21, 2019
Cro-Magnon
That point in man's evolution about 200,000 years ago when Homo Sapiens started appearing. One of the features that differentiated "Modern Man" from previous iterations was a prominent chin aside from an upright posture and powerful strength.
Cro-Magnon would then be used to denote the start or beginning of an era, period, birth, or something.
Cro-Magnon would then be used to denote the start or beginning of an era, period, birth, or something.
It would be safe to state that the coronavirus' cro-magnon was a few months prior to the first reported cases in Wuhan in November 2019.
We are trying to figure out the cro-magnon of Trump's amazing ability to disappoint as we believe this goes way back before he even ran for president.
We are trying to figure out the cro-magnon of Trump's amazing ability to disappoint as we believe this goes way back before he even ran for president.
Cro-Magnon by LePeripateticien October 15, 2021
Cro-Magnon
Cro-Magnon by the magic monke January 13, 2026
cromagnon teen
one who lacks a sense of humor, judges people on the size of their biceps, and loves all things izod...also known to talk incessantly about dance music remixes. Natural enemy of the metro-sexual and the geek.
Yeah, I went to a show last week, and got attacked by a cromagnon teen. He wanted to show a girl his frat car, and I laughed at him having a spoiler on it.
cromagnon teen by ocsk8punk May 3, 2005
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