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Criti

It's a guy with a big dick but without big dick energy
Did you invite him to the party? Yes but he is a Criti and won't come.
by unknown2810 November 21, 2021
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Criti

A very romantic and soft-hearted person who is very caring but, can also be very rude at times if triggered. A wild combination of cute, sexy and funny but you don’t want to make this person angry.
Oh my god! Calm down. No need to be such a Criti when you’re angry!
Girl you so pretty - you gotta be a Criti!
by PoundHammer November 23, 2021
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algorithmic critical mass

algorithmic critical mass — the Urban Dictionary principle that states: the more words you enter into the Urban Dictionary, the easier it is to add words to the Urban Dictionary.

This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well.

There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind.

What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems.

But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.
If you add enough word to the Urban Dictionary you will reach an algorithmic critical mass where the algorithm will reflect your mind; and, your mind will reflect the algorithm.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 7, 2023
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Citizens United

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
by euphemismo March 21, 2010
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Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.
My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”
by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018
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clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.
Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.
by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018
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Caiti

Only the funniest person you will ever meet, she’s awkward but has the confidence to make the awkwardness funny, she’s usually tall and a major Taylor Swift fan, she’s an athlete but doesn’t show it, a bit of a klutz but everyone loves her for it, in all the best person you’ll ever meet
*caiti walks into room* *everyone smiles*
by Hahrhgjfjsheuhths December 15, 2021
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