The definition of tol, dark, and beautiful, with fabulous hair and good fashion sense. Is initially quiet and very intimidating due to her resting bitch face armor, which she wears when going into the daily battle of social interactions with her peers. But underneath it she’s a sweet, kind, and caring—if not a tad awkward—person who is an insanely awesome and loyal friend. She’s a mad genius when it comes to intellectual pursuits and works harder than your boomer grandpa who pulled himself up by the bootstraps. Is well-practiced in the art of savagery; be cautious when engaging in banter with her. Her masterful and witty comebacks have earned her the moniker Crispy, a reference to the way she thoroughly roasts any poor sap attempting to best her.
Whoa dude, how’d you get those third-degree burns? Ohh, you crossed Crisy. It all makes sense now
Damn is that Crisy? You think she’ll accept my househusband application?
Damn is that Crisy? You think she’ll accept my househusband application?
by bangttaeng January 06, 2022
An overused word. Not everything that is called a crisis really is. The coronavirus is not the bubonic plague, yet the media treats it as the same kind of thing so that everybody will panic and lose their minds.
Not everybody needed support the way thee bubbly girl did, after all, not everybody lived their life like it was a crisis, or tried to make everyone else's life a crisis, or add another setback to their life for them to overcome.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
1) To be in an extremely embarrassing moment or event.
2) When you lose your mind over nothing serious.
3) First time you lose your virginity.
4) When a guy doesn’t get an erection.
5) When a guy only last one second during sex.
2) When you lose your mind over nothing serious.
3) First time you lose your virginity.
4) When a guy doesn’t get an erection.
5) When a guy only last one second during sex.
To be in crisis when a Flight Attendant shits oneself during food service (shit on the floor) and the flight gets delayed for cleanup
To be in crisis when a young woman gets out the pool and losses her top while nippling.
To be in crisis when you lose your virginity by something small and end up pregnant.
To be in crisis when the girl blinks once and the sex is over.
To be in crisis when a young woman gets out the pool and losses her top while nippling.
To be in crisis when you lose your virginity by something small and end up pregnant.
To be in crisis when the girl blinks once and the sex is over.
by Jowiban71 August 10, 2018
A british punk band in the 70's that had an unordinary and melodic approach to music of its kind. The band later slipt to form the enigmatic "death in june" which has basically fucked up songs about the holocaust and other obscure subjects. Crisis, in my opinion, was an overall great band.
One of their songs is White Youth
One of their songs is White Youth
by thinkppink April 16, 2010
An amazing girl who is probably the most beautiful thing you will ever meet. She's fairly smart and has a great imagination. She'll come up with the funniest nicknames you've ever heard! All guys love her and all girls are jealous of her. Is popular no matter what because of her personality. A really ravishing chick ;)
John: Crisi is so hot! I'd bang her anyday!
Sarah: She's just a slut.
John: No way. You're just jealous!
Sarah: She's just a slut.
John: No way. You're just jealous!
by wild_thang May 20, 2010
Christian ISIS - the christian theocratic movement is similar to ISIS' push to create a system of government dominated by one religion - Christian + ISIS = CRISIS.
The effort to have monuments for the ten commandments erected at state capitols is a constitutional CRISIS!
by Subcyclist August 25, 2019