She is a wonderful person to be around, she is trustworthy, caring, loyal and one of the best friends in the world. She is beautiful and always knows how to cheer someone up. She is always there when you need to talk to someone or joke around with. Cristelia is always full of energy. But don’t get on her bad side because she knows how to kick some @$$. She knows how to defend herself other than just being kinda and friendly she is a badass.
A Crismeling is a sweet,goofy,fun person to be with. Don’t mess with her cuz she will beat your ass. If you have a crismeling cherish her with all your heart.
“Crismeling is the one that will pull up on a fight and won’t lose to no hoe”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!