Crinkled Cut

References the world crinkled. It describes someone who is an alcoholic.

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crinkle cut

1. a synonym to cool 2. a way to cut things (like carrots, french fries, and pickles) to make them cooler and more appealing

a: dude! i just got a new band t-shirt!
b: crinkle cut.

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A woman who twists her face up to try and be good looking in selfies but looks like an used pack of potato chips instead

Jazmine has a crinkle cut hoe bag face with her selfies today

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A person who always twists their face in a weird way in selfies in order to look attractive but fails..instead looks like a half eaten bag of chips.

Jazmine looks like a crinkle cut hoe bag today with that horrible lipstick

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Used to describe a woman's. Extremly jagged labia. Resembling a "crinkle cut" French fry. Typically considered unattractive and undesirable.

Dude 1: Did you finally get to tag Amy last night?

Dude2: Yeah but I don't think I would go there again. Bitch has a nasty, stank ass crinklecut!

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