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crinkle cut

1. a synonym to cool 2. a way to cut things (like carrots, french fries, and pickles) to make them cooler and more appealing
a: dude! i just got a new band t-shirt!
b: crinkle cut.
crinkle cut by daniellepf January 11, 2009

crinkle cut hoe bag 

A woman who twists her face up to try and be good looking in selfies but looks like an used pack of potato chips instead
Jazmine has a crinkle cut hoe bag face with her selfies today
crinkle cut hoe bag by SavageBP November 4, 2017

crinkle cut hoe bag 

A person who always twists their face in a weird way in selfies in order to look attractive but fails..instead looks like a half eaten bag of chips.
Jazmine looks like a crinkle cut hoe bag today with that horrible lipstick
crinkle cut hoe bag by SavageBP November 3, 2017

Crinklecut 

Used to describe a woman's. Extremly jagged labia. Resembling a "crinkle cut" French fry. Typically considered unattractive and undesirable.
Dude 1: Did you finally get to tag Amy last night?

Dude2: Yeah but I don't think I would go there again. Bitch has a nasty, stank ass crinklecut!