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1.)hallow penis
2.) a spicy vegetable

I love jalapenos, except Jon Fall's is a hollow one

jalapenos by Kendra fan February 21, 2008

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Jalapeños Plopper

The poop one has after consuming mass quantities of spicy foods.

Yo man that food had me screaming, I dropped a straight jalapeños plopper this morning

Jalapeños Plopper by ThunderGunExprs April 29, 2024

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Spicy jalapeños

Someone really hot that you cannot describe in proper words

Ooh! Archie from Riverdale is Spicy Jalapeños!!!

Spicy jalapeños by 🍤SHRIMP🍤 December 3, 2019

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Tossing Jalapenos

Exhibiting outrageously silly behavior due to extreme intoxication, usually without any recollection the following day.

She was so wasted, she was bouncing off the walls, wreaking havoc everywhere, and just tossing jalapenos all night long.

Tossing Jalapenos by zawa February 6, 2010

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gringo jalapeños

a pickle

I was drinking a Patron margarita when I suddenly got the hankering for some homemade gringo jalapeños

gringo jalapeños by V-Popp April 28, 2015

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Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

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Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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