Cringies

A condition in which you are constantly cringing and want to kill yourself due to being bombarded by cringy people and/or things.

Girl 1: Have you seen Miranda Sings show on Netflix?
Girl 2: You mean Haters Back Off?
Girl 1: Yeah, oh my god it's so cringy.
Girl 2: Agreed. It only took watching the first episode to give me the cringies.

by We_Feel_Fine March 31, 2017

cringies

A sudden and strong cringy feeling of fear and distress.

Man I have the cringies after watching that damn horror film!

by Mr. Robotron June 24, 2017

cringespasm

The spasm inevitably sustained from too much cringing.

dude, i just got off my old vine, and jesus christ, i had two cringespasms going through my feed

by 1pr0digy August 25, 2016

Cringlestick

The art of getting a boner while a gingerbread man give you a handjob, a gingerbread woman licks your bum hole, and all of this happens inside of a port-a-potty.

Bob the Builder was getting a cringlestick while he was in the portable toilet.

by Cantcatchmebb September 20, 2014

Poop cringes

The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.

" I hope there is a bathroom near by. I am feeling the poop cringes ."

by Matyno_ May 15, 2016

cringestalgia

A combination of nostalgic & cringe.

Something that is nostalgic, yet cringey. You could also say "nostalcringe", but doesn't have the same ring to it.

That game is total cringestalgia.
That video is cringestalgic.

by bluedictionary June 26, 2017

Cringesexual

A person that has sexual attraction towards other people but is too cringy to start the relationship or just simply be in it. That's why they end up alone.

Elizabeth is Cringesexual , so it is more likely that she will end up alone with 35 dogs.

by AT10 October 6, 2018