Clungemonkey

A female who feels incomplete unless swinging from clunge. Often, although not exclusively, accompanied by barely contained feelings of anger, bitterness and superiority stemming from unresolved conflict issues and penis envy. Used as a more colloquial term than Big Fat Angry Lezzer.

'So Tom, how was the party?'
'Well Claire it was great. Right up until the part where i got set upon by this pair of angry, based-up clungemonkeys!'

by doombadger April 25, 2010

Clungemonger

A more modern, urban name for a brothel

I tell you what mate I'm busting for a jump, shall we nip down the Clungemongers ?

by SirGreg June 5, 2017

Clunge Monkey

1. A derogatory term for a mentally retarded person.
2. Someone who likes to delve in the vagina area for extended periods.

1. "Look at that unfortunate Clunge Monkey in the wheelchair over there".
2. "That guys breath smells like fish... He's a definite Clunge Monkey".

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

cringemonkey

A person that proceeds to regularly partake in rather cringeworthy events.

That's so cringe, Joe stop being a cringemonkey

by Thundersome December 20, 2020

Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

by Oure December 17, 2019

Cringemonkey

A man who is cringe and also a monkey

‘Oliver Chaston is a cringemonkey’
‘Yes I know’

by Senor Gove December 20, 2020