IorekSholto's definitions

air banjo

The act of a horny lady strumming herself whilst pulling off a throbbing cock into her mouth. The hand positions reminiscent of a person playing the banjo.

Just been on the internet and seen that Taylor Swift has been practicing her air banjo with the inspiration for her next album

by IorekSholto March 4, 2017

cringe monkey

Slapping an un-erect penis repeatedly either side of a sleeping partners face, so they wake rubbing their eyes like the 'cringe monkey' emoji

I couldn't sleep, so I gave her a cringe monkey to wake her up for a blowy

by IorekSholto February 11, 2017