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Crisco Box 

The future ex-Secretary of State for the state of Kansas, Voter Suppressor-in-Chief, and a man whose office allegedly made an error that doubled his own lead in a primary election for Governor of the State of Kansas. An oleaginous, greasy or otherwise oily politician who has been routinely caught in varying lies and misstatements of fact made to journalists and federal court judges. See, also, Kris Kobach
Crisco Box doesn't think it's a conflict of interest to be the Secretary of State overseeing his own primary election as he tries to run for Governor. Don't be a Crisco Box.
Crisco Box by Dude From Kansas August 9, 2018

Cinco de Marcho 

Cinco de Marcho is the official holiday that marks the beginning of the 12-day season where you begin training your liver for St. Patty's Day.
It is properly celebrated by combining the rich traditions of both St. Patty's Day and Cinco de Mayo. Learn more at www.cincodemarcho.com
Did you know that Pepe o'Toole is one of the official mascots of Cinco de Marcho?

Cinco de Mayo 

1 : literally, the fifth of May

2a : a holiday celebrated by millions of Mexican nationals in America with notable festivity and drunkenness to commemorate their heritage and pride in the greatness of a country they couldn't wait to leave

2b : a holiday celebrated in Mexico by a small number of Mexicans with overwrought sadness and drunkenness to lament their expulsion from America by the Border Patrol <see also, el día de los muertos>
We wildly waved the la Bandera de México at the East LA Cinco de Mayo festival to protest those nasty gringos who won't defund the Border Patrol so they can afford to increase our welfare checks and medical care.

"Happy Cinco de Mayo! Now go kill some Gringo Bastardos!" Jose Angel Gutierrez
Cinco de Mayo by J. Myars May 5, 2009
Spanish Slang for Methamphetamine, Meth, used mostly in Mexico
Vamos a fumar Crico
Crico by Royalicioso May 1, 2019

quattro cinco

the spanish word for four people (usually hispanics, but not necessarily so) drowning in quicksand
me: "Yo, heard there was another quattro cinco last night."
you: "Ain't it a bitch"
me: "I'm hungry, how 'bout mexican?"
you: "Dude, I'm fo sum o dat."
quattro cinco by spiderbesideher September 21, 2009

Cinco da Mayo 

this is what mexicans write on their shopping list when they want to buy five jars of 'best foods' brand mayonnaise because it is on sale 5 for 5 dollars with their wal-mart coupons. which most of them believe it is still too much money because its nearly 64 pesos for them.
juan: vamos a ir a Wal-Mart y ir de compras.
lets go to wal-mart and go shopping.

diego: necesitamos mayonesa.
we need mayonnaise

juan:escribirlo en la lista, vamos a conseguir cinco porque está en venta.
write it on the list, let's get 5 because it's on sale.

diego:'Cinco da Mayo', lo tengo!
diego:'five da mayo', got it!